I’m Garrett. My beard is made of puppies. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-24779249-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @gbreaux)http://gbreaux.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/947bec34061b96752ba80c70aaacd953/tumblr_momfz6Pinn1sq04spo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thecountryfucker.tumblr.com/post/53333642808/fairhairedmaidenofthewest-theres-nothing-a-few" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thecountryfucker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://fairhairedmaidenofthewest.tumblr.com/post/53332734381/theres-nothing-a-few-drinks-outside-wont-fix" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fairhairedmaidenofthewest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There’s nothing a few drinks outside won’t fix.</p></blockquote> <p>There is just something about a woman in a good hat…</p></blockquote>http://gbreaux.com/post/53340644313http://gbreaux.com/post/53340644313Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:53 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10240918&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Seven Nation Army remix by Glitch Mob</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/53288640644http://gbreaux.com/post/53288640644Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:32:13 -0500SoundCloudThe Glitch MobremixThe white stripes<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F97034386&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Blood on the Leaves Remix by Albzzy</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/53288544008http://gbreaux.com/post/53288544008Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:30:48 -0500SoundCloudAlbzzy.TRAPKANYEWESTBLOOD<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A42GcjriRK6srwHkfbkBqVl&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m really digging Kanye’s new album. Its less pop and a hell of a lot more Concept Album. Its dark, its brooding and its production value is perfect.</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/53283103657http://gbreaux.com/post/53283103657Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:04:00 -0500musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A38oCsItJ7oPw6gmVtEL4D1&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Hot damn I love Toots and the Maytals.</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/53195173388http://gbreaux.com/post/53195173388Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:08:27 -0500musicspotify<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ae56895c560f5d62c0713c06d1cb512/tumblr_moawqg1Np11qfp4q7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gbreaux.com/post/53052111728http://gbreaux.com/post/53052111728Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:40:21 -0500“How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps? How often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short? Why do you find the unavailable so alluring? Where did it begin? What went wrong? And who made you feel so worthless?<br/> If they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you? All this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you. You must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin. And what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it? How are you both of these women, both flighty and needful? Where did you learn this, to want what does not want you? Where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Warsan Shire  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thatkindofwoman</a>)</p> <p>Jesus christ tumblr stay the fuck out of my feels. </p></em>http://gbreaux.com/post/52987281860http://gbreaux.com/post/52987281860Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:06:02 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZjSykcTGrNc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://geekvariety.tumblr.com/post/52662323331/battlefield-4-official-siege-of-shanghai" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">geekvariety</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><strong><span class="watch-title long-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title='Battlefield 4: Official "Siege of Shanghai" Multiplayer Trailer'>Battlefield 4: Official “Siege of Shanghai” Multiplayer Trailer</span></strong></h1> <p><strong><span class="watch-title long-title yt-uix-expander-head" title='Battlefield 4: Official "Siege of Shanghai" Multiplayer Trailer'><br/></span></strong><span class="watch-title long-title yt-uix-expander-head" title='Battlefield 4: Official "Siege of Shanghai" Multiplayer Trailer'>My jaw is agape watching this footage, literally! Holy fucking shit this looks nuts! There is so much about this that is giving me an erection I don’t know where to start or where to begin! </span></p></blockquote>http://gbreaux.com/post/52665125866http://gbreaux.com/post/52665125866Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:50:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduxxdQs6A1rxa5nqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re not the boss of me.</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/52510628049http://gbreaux.com/post/52510628049Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:50:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8ba150a52d3d62d40dc47ae6c5de08f/tumblr_mo3sqz50YV1qbabrvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish I got as many compliments on my beard from women as I do men.</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/52507938953http://gbreaux.com/post/52507938953Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:11:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdf8b30c32186da93019fbe72c94c1bc/tumblr_mn83jjbXtB1qgzn5jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mineralia.tumblr.com/post/51982374341/brochantite-on-limonite-coated-quartz-from-new" target="_blank">mineralia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Brochantite on Limonite coated Quartz from New Mexico</p> <p>by <a href="http://www.exceptionalminerals.com/tucson2013-6.htm" target="_blank">Exceptional Minerals</a></p> </blockquote>http://gbreaux.com/post/52488100327http://gbreaux.com/post/52488100327Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:08:32 -0500“When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jonathan Safran Foer (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginelennonimagine607.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">imaginelennonimagine607</a>)</em>http://gbreaux.com/post/52484964381http://gbreaux.com/post/52484964381Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:23:08 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/59774043" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/59774043" target="_blank">HOW TO THROW A BACHELOR PARTY. from </a><a href="http://vimeo.com/gnarlybay" target="_blank">gnarly bay productions, Inc.</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com" target="_blank">Vimeo</a>.</p><blockquote><p class="first">A close friend of Gnarly Bay, Mr Colin Bennett was about to get married…so we called in a team of madmen to create a bachelor party like no other. Dana Saint, Dan Riordan, Brian Rosso, Josh Behan, Ethan Vincze, and Matt Behan spent many weeks creating a day of events that he would never forget. We documented it as best we could so others could enjoy the experience.</p> <p>filmed + edit + script: gnarly bay<br/> narration: Dan Riordan, Ethan Vincze<br/> equipment used: 7d / 11-16mm + 35mm / (10) hidden cameras</p> <p>music: <br/> Ladysmith Black Mambazo- Homeless<br/> Mark Mothersbaugh- Ping Island / Lightning Strike Rescue Op<br/> Diplo & Douster- On!<br/> Some song from Avatar :)<br/> The White Stripes- Icky Thump<br/> Alexander- Awake My Body<br/> Macklemore & Ryan Lewis- My Oh My</p></blockquote>http://gbreaux.com/post/52400749239http://gbreaux.com/post/52400749239Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:04:25 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6r1ZQLnuZXa0NGe8bmatGJ&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Bagpipes in a Lion King song?! YES PLEASE!</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/52341700925http://gbreaux.com/post/52341700925Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:50:37 -0500musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A2Ka6afDm9ofzgHmnJuY2xW&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I love that bagpipes sound so haunting.</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/52322728232http://gbreaux.com/post/52322728232Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:29:31 -0500musicspotify<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A1IbFHfVWUDNkhSY9PWt9th&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Does it trouble?</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/52060490798http://gbreaux.com/post/52060490798Mon, 03 Jun 2013 10:26:39 -0500musicspotify“I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and knows that love is as strong as death, and be on my side forever and ever. I want someone who will destroy and be destroyed by me.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jeanette Winterson, <em>Oranges are Not the Only Fruit</em>  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thatkindofwoman</a>)</em>http://gbreaux.com/post/52002765538http://gbreaux.com/post/52002765538Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:44:18 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gGLavCC9H5E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This Is Water!</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/51723762466http://gbreaux.com/post/51723762466Thu, 30 May 2013 08:59:06 -0500favs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e7d9981e8230b7fcd7802a9e8a3f017/tumblr_mn43x9sGd01qesx6ko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d29182a8218695f2d75d681df07eb367/tumblr_mn43x9sGd01qesx6ko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://gbreaux.com/post/51114857577http://gbreaux.com/post/51114857577Wed, 22 May 2013 20:36:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a0c3b57af09f511997fd097248512b5/tumblr_mme3yz0RbD1qb4lmho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pitchfork.tumblr.com/post/49788498376/watch-the-bloody-new-animated-video-for-queens-of" target="_blank">pitchfork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://p4k.in/18NAz6m" target="_blank">Watch</a> the bloody new animated video for Queens of the Stone Age’s <a href="http://p4k.in/18NAz6m" target="_blank">“I Appear Missing”</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Looks suspiciously like the Burned Man from Fallout New Vegas</p>http://gbreaux.com/post/49808667952http://gbreaux.com/post/49808667952Mon, 06 May 2013 18:12:55 -0500