At first I had a beard. Then a mustache. Now, for the first time in two years, clean shaven. 
I miss stroking my beard though. 
I also don’t have a chin. 
At first I had a beard. Then a mustache. Now, for the first time in two years, clean shaven. 
I miss stroking my beard though. 
I also don’t have a chin. 

At first I had a beard. Then a mustache. Now, for the first time in two years, clean shaven. 

I miss stroking my beard though. 

I also don’t have a chin. 

"It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"

Charles Bukowski

(via eternalconsciousness)

Humid as hell right now but idgaf. 

Humid as hell right now but idgaf. 

My goal is to have so much beard that my mouth disappears. 

My goal is to have so much beard that my mouth disappears. 

laughingsquid:

The Adventures Of Pete & Pete May Have Helped Invent Modern Day Hipsters

It all makes perfect sense now. How do I owe so much to this show, how?! 

On the one hand though, fuck growing up, nothing good has come of it. 

The type of person I am

An early indication of who I would become today was when I got a scanner back in highschool. I photocoppied and edited report cards for friends. Not for money, or any kind of gain. Why then? 

Because fuck and your arbitrary scale of “learning” that fucked so many kids out of opportunities and fun. I had the shitty watermark and everything; never got caught either. I forged student ID’s also. You just shouldn’t give a guy like me access to a laminator.

I used to think I was such a rebel. 

GPOY

GCOY (gratuitous comic of yourself)

GCOY (gratuitous comic of yourself)

thedailybeard:

reason #123918  why I can’t eat ice cream in public. 

GPOY